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Post by Matteo ((Taed)) on Aug 19, 2014 1:30:13 GMT -5
I'm still goddam here. They put me on some drugs to relax my throat sphincter or something, but they didn't do anything. I'm waiting interminably for the Ear/Nose/Throat guy, periodically choking and gagging into a bedpan  This is why I ask for my meat rare. Everybody remember: overcooking meat kills people. Or lands them in the hospital for many hours. |
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Post by ASGetty ((Zovo)) on Aug 19, 2014 2:02:50 GMT -5
Wonder if you scratched your esophagus or something.
Weird stuff.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2014 10:07:44 GMT -5
... well, that was a pretty reasonable excuse. It's Mrs. Taed's fault, really. She should have cut his meat into smaller cubes. |
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Post by J.O.N ((Dragonwing)) on Aug 19, 2014 10:16:54 GMT -5
He's just a pussy. He doesn't need his esophagus to type his entry.
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Post by Kaez on Aug 19, 2014 11:47:02 GMT -5
Mine'll be up in ~an hour.
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Post by Matteo ((Taed)) on Aug 19, 2014 13:28:13 GMT -5
That was a goddam ordeal. 11PM-5AM they had me waiting for a doctor, taking some drugs that didn't do anything, and then waiting for a specialist who never showed. I'd borrowed my mom's car to drive there, and I knew she'd need it back, so at 5 I gave up and came home. Got maybe an hour of fitfull, vomiting sleep, then headed back out a little after 8. I went to my local clinic (their emergency care closes at 10 PM so they weren't an option before) but it turns out they don't have the ENT doctor I need. So then it's back to the same hospital as last night. Wait 2.5 hours to see a doctor, but then at least he takes pitty on my sob story and mercifully sends me upstairs to have a three-foot clawed camera hose shoved down my throat, which I was fully awake for, because the anaesthetic they gave me didn't knock me out even after a double dosage.
10 hours total spent in hospital. 18 hours spent without food or drink. All because I didn't fully chew my steak.
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Post by Matteo ((Taed)) on Aug 19, 2014 13:36:24 GMT -5
On the bright side, I had a really cute nurse on the second visit, and on the first visit I was put next to two separate men with penis injuries. An old Polish guy had some kind of blood pustule on his shaft that he'd "poked," and, thanks to his blood thinners it made an ungodly, slasher-movie mess. The second guy had varicose veins on his testicles that he'd knicked while doing some "personal grooming.
Oh, and the old Polish guy's wife tried to pay the orderly to circumcise him for a laugh.
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Post by Kaez on Aug 19, 2014 13:39:48 GMT -5
Yeah, yeah, you've got streak-throat-itis and know all about old Polish penises. You have all our sympathies. Now poooooooooooooost.
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Post by Matteo ((Taed)) on Aug 19, 2014 13:41:51 GMT -5
Um, for your information, I actually have .... *checks notes* ... Eosinophilic Esophagitis!
.... Known commonly as steak-throat-itis.
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Post by Kaez on Aug 19, 2014 13:47:04 GMT -5
Um, for your information, I actually have .... *checks notes* ... Eosinophilic Esophagitis! .... Known commonly as steak-throat-itis. In brief seriousness, my grandmother has chronic eosinophilis esophagitis and it's horrible. She wakes up with her previous night's food coming out of her fucking sinuses and shit. Sounds awful and I'm sure you've been dealing with some shit. Frankly, it meant that my story wasn't the last one posted and I'm more than okay with that. Now post, steak-throat boy, POST. |
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Post by James on Aug 19, 2014 14:05:05 GMT -5
That was a goddam ordeal. 11PM-5AM they had me waiting for a doctor, taking some drugs that didn't do anything, and then waiting for a specialist who never showed. I'd borrowed my mom's car to drive there, and I knew she'd need it back, so at 5 I gave up and came home. Got maybe an hour of fitfull, vomiting sleep, then headed back out a little after 8. I went to my local clinic (their emergency care closes at 10 PM so they weren't an option before) but it turns out they don't have the ENT doctor I need. So then it's back to the same hospital as last night. Wait 2.5 hours to see a doctor, but then at least he takes pitty on my sob story and mercifully sends me upstairs to have a three-foot clawed camera hose shoved down my throat, which I was fully awake for, because the anaesthetic they gave me didn't knock me out even after a double dosage. 10 hours total spent in hospital. 18 hours spent without food or drink. All because I didn't fully chew my steak. You are a cautionary tale to us all. A modern day Icarus. |
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Post by Kaez on Aug 19, 2014 14:23:57 GMT -5
I'll never chew too close to the sun again.
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Post by ASGetty ((Zovo)) on Aug 19, 2014 16:40:07 GMT -5
Um, for your information, I actually have .... *checks notes* ... Eosinophilic Esophagitis! .... Known commonly as steak-throat-itis. That sounds like the worst thing ever. |
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Post by James on Aug 20, 2014 1:10:01 GMT -5
I've read through all four stories once, will probably read another two times each. Quality is pretty high, which I'm pleased with. Saying that, I think there's the odd flaw with each.
I'm not remotely settled on who I'll be nominating to be eliminated. Going to be a tough call.
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Post by ASGetty ((Zovo)) on Aug 20, 2014 1:27:50 GMT -5
I'll be reading tomorrow.
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