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Post by Kaez on Jan 9, 2011 15:22:35 GMT -5

Jan 9, 2011 14:58:22 GMT -5 James said:

Round One:

Taed v Pete v Zovo v Sekot - Topic - Serious Twilight Fanfiction
Agro v Agro - Historical Fiction of King Arthur

Part of me actually really wants to see the former happen. Lulz would ensue.

Better luck next time; don't worry so much.

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Post by Bloodeye the Bai Ze on Jan 9, 2011 17:27:17 GMT -5

Jan 9, 2011 15:08:06 GMT -5 Sekot said:

Jan 9, 2011 15:01:45 GMT -5 Matteo ((Taed)) said:

Good thing I've secretly been writing Twilight/Doctor Who slash fiction in my spare time. The Lascivious Adventures of Edward Cummen and David Teninch.

It is a poor idea to go up against a gay man when writing gay slash fiction.

That's right, I can out...slash fiction...write you....any day!

That came out worse than I thought it would.

For some reason the first thought that came to mind after reading this was the scene in Star Wars with R2 playing chess against Chewie, but replace the word "Wookies" with "gay men".

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Post by Kwan on Jan 9, 2011 19:52:52 GMT -5

Jan 9, 2011 15:10:56 GMT -5 Matteo ((Taed)) said:

I'm counting on the fact that you get all your gay sex fantasies out by actually .... you know .... having gay sex. With any luck I'm repressing a whole lot of urges, and I can draw on that in my writing.

I lol'd so hard.

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Post by The Counter Cultist(Sawyer) on Jan 9, 2011 23:12:58 GMT -5

Jan 9, 2011 23:07:56 GMT -5 Dylaria said:

Less than an hour till the starting gun goes off.

*fiddles with safety*

*BANG!*

Um... yeah, about the starting gun. We're just gonna have topics posted.

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Kaez Admin Posts: 50,651	The AWR Cup of 2011! >>> Sign-Up Here <<< Jan 9, 2011 23:23:18 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Kaez on Jan 9, 2011 23:23:18 GMT -5 I'M SO EXCITED. AND I JUST CAN'T HIDE IT.
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Post by James on Jan 9, 2011 23:30:21 GMT -5

Jan 9, 2011 23:29:24 GMT -5 Matteo ((Taed)) said:

I'm going to move last years entries to an archive board to make things neater. Okay?

I have long considered that, and I'm fine with it... whether I'm fine with you doing it is another issue.

...

I kid.

...

No seriously, be careful, man.

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