AWRlympics: The Song Rewrite!

Jenny (Reffy)
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AWRlympics: The Song Rewrite! Dec 10, 2009 12:39:44 GMT -5

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Post by Jenny (Reffy) on Dec 10, 2009 12:39:44 GMT -5

Welcome to "The Song Rewrite!"

If you wish to partake in this event please sign up on the discussion thread. This is only for those doing this event. Judging will be done anonymously but comments will be made on your entry (posted by me because they do not own an account)

Entries deadline is December 24rd (judging to be done December 25th)

"Points" will be awarded for hilarity, use of the song and any AWR-names you use in the song. Of course, this is not strict, you can do something completely different so long as its creative. The words you rewrite must follow the tune of the song I have provided. No editing either! I'm watching you!

The song for rewriting is:

Halls & Oates: Jingle Bell Rock!

For "Hall & Oates Jingle Bell Rock" Lyrics open spoiler

SPOILER: Click to show

Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock
Jingle bells swing and jingle bells ring
Snowin' and blowin' up bushels of fun
Now the jingle hop has begun
Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock
Jingle bells chime in jingle bell time
Dancin' and prancin' in Jingle Bell Square
In the frosty air

What a bright time, it's the right time
To rock the night away
Jingle bell time is a swell time
To go glidin' in a one-horse sleigh
Giddy-up jingle horse, pick up your feet
Jingle around the clock
Mix and a-mingle in the jinglin' feet
That's the jingle bell rock

Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle
bell rock (repeat verse1's
Jingle bells chime in jingle
bell time last 4 lines)
Dancin' and prancin' in Jingle Bell Square
In the frosty air

What a bright time, it's the right time
To rock the night away
Jingle bell time is a swell time
To go glidin' in a one-horse sleigh
Giddy-up jingle horse, pick up your feet
Jingle around the clock
Mix and a-mingle in the jinglin' feet
That's the jingle bell
That's the jingle bell
That's the jingle bell rock

Last Edit: Dec 22, 2009 14:45:18 GMT -5 by Jenny (Reffy)

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The Timeless One Senior Author Whoever changed King to Queen. You are fucked. Posts: 7,599	AWRlympics: The Song Rewrite! Dec 10, 2009 21:45:06 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Timeless One on Dec 10, 2009 21:45:06 GMT -5 Begin.
	"Price, do you copy!? The silo doors are open, I repeat, the silo doors ARE OPEN!!!" "Good." -Price and Ghost Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

Matteo ((Taed)) Admin Mostly Harmless Oh, I say! Posts: 23,339	AWRlympics: The Song Rewrite! Dec 10, 2009 22:45:45 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Matteo ((Taed)) on Dec 10, 2009 22:45:45 GMT -5 You contribute so much.
	"He floated like a butterfly, and stung like a bee. I float like an eagle, and sting like an eagle with a scorpion in its mouth." -Stephen Colbert "My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre, and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes." -Ford Prefect "That which holds the image of Graham Norton becomes itself Graham Norton."

Sensar Author Homonecropedopheliac and Legal Property of AWR Posts: 6,898	AWRlympics: The Song Rewrite! Dec 10, 2009 23:13:11 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Sensar on Dec 10, 2009 23:13:11 GMT -5 That's Drall for you. Always at the forefront.
	homo sum, humani nihil a me alienum puto

ASGetty ((Zovo)) Admin Morgan Freeman? COWARD! Posts: 24,012	AWRlympics: The Song Rewrite! Dec 11, 2009 1:40:09 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ASGetty ((Zovo)) on Dec 11, 2009 1:40:09 GMT -5 Hows the first line gonna go? Drall's a douche, Drall's a douche, Drall's a douche, yeah!. . .
	Fozzy: You ever been shot with a tranquilizer dart... Kermit? Kermit: No. But I licked my third cousin once and the walls started melting; so I feel your pain.

Sensar Author Homonecropedopheliac and Legal Property of AWR Posts: 6,898	AWRlympics: The Song Rewrite! Dec 11, 2009 1:41:13 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Sensar on Dec 11, 2009 1:41:13 GMT -5 Drall's a douche now, and Drall's a douche then.
	homo sum, humani nihil a me alienum puto

ASGetty ((Zovo)) Admin Morgan Freeman? COWARD! Posts: 24,012	AWRlympics: The Song Rewrite! Dec 11, 2009 2:27:04 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ASGetty ((Zovo)) on Dec 11, 2009 2:27:04 GMT -5 Shiftin' the workload, and running away This was his idea anyway. . . Sing along kids! Drall's a douche, Drall's a douche, Drall's a douche, yeah!. . .
	Fozzy: You ever been shot with a tranquilizer dart... Kermit? Kermit: No. But I licked my third cousin once and the walls started melting; so I feel your pain.

tamwyn Guest	AWRlympics: The Song Rewrite! Dec 11, 2009 10:53:14 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by tamwyn on Dec 11, 2009 10:53:14 GMT -5 Epic.

Jenny (Reffy) Senior Author Giggle Factory ... and who the hell knows where Agent Reffy is. Posts: 8,193	AWRlympics: The Song Rewrite! Dec 11, 2009 12:10:56 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Jenny (Reffy) on Dec 11, 2009 12:10:56 GMT -5 That is mean! ... but I do have to agree. T'was pretty epic.
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AWRlympics: The Song Rewrite! Dec 11, 2009 13:13:30 GMT -5

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Post by Kaez on Dec 11, 2009 13:13:30 GMT -5

Drall's a douche, Drall's a douche, Drall is a douche.
Drall is a prick and Drall is a dick.
Stupid and wicked and not any fun;
Now Drall's douchery has begun.

Drall's a douche, Drall's a douche, Drall is a douche.
Join me in rhyme, it's Drall rippin' time.
Pointin' and laughin' at Drall's douchyness.
And hey, doesn't he smell like piss?

What a bad time, Drall's online.
Let's make him go away.
When he's offline, what a great time;
OH PLEASE MAKE HIM GO AWAY!

Dammit man, why's he got to be such a prick?
Never contributes shit!
Postin' and bickering but nobody cares...
That's 'cause Drall's a git!

Drall's a douche, Drall's a douche, Drall is a douche.
Join me in rhyme, it's Drall rippin' time.
Pointin' and laughin' at Drall's douchyness.
And hey, doesn't he smell like piss?

Stupid and wicked and not any fun;
Now Drall's douchery has begun.

What a bad time, Drall's online.
Let's make him go away.
When he's offline, what a great time;
OH PLEASE MAKE HIM GO AWAY!

Dammit man, why's he got to be such a prick?
Never contributes shit!
Postin' and bickering but nobody cares...
That's 'cause Drall's a...
That's 'cause Drall's a...
That's 'cause Drall's a git!!!!!!

Better luck next time; don't worry so much.

ASGetty ((Zovo)) Admin Morgan Freeman? COWARD! Posts: 24,012	AWRlympics: The Song Rewrite! Dec 11, 2009 17:50:23 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ASGetty ((Zovo)) on Dec 11, 2009 17:50:23 GMT -5 Let no one say that my are not inspirational.
	Fozzy: You ever been shot with a tranquilizer dart... Kermit? Kermit: No. But I licked my third cousin once and the walls started melting; so I feel your pain.

The Timeless One Senior Author Whoever changed King to Queen. You are fucked. Posts: 7,599	AWRlympics: The Song Rewrite! Dec 13, 2009 16:00:38 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Timeless One on Dec 13, 2009 16:00:38 GMT -5 I sense a pattern coming...
	"Price, do you copy!? The silo doors are open, I repeat, the silo doors ARE OPEN!!!" "Good." -Price and Ghost Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

Jenny (Reffy)
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AWRlympics: The Song Rewrite! Dec 22, 2009 14:47:00 GMT -5

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Post by Jenny (Reffy) on Dec 22, 2009 14:47:00 GMT -5

2 days left to get your entry in! Deadline is 24th December @ Socal midnight.

Is Kaez going to win by default because he was the only one to enter? C'mon people! Lets see a few more entries ... I know you can do it!

GO GO AWR-TEAM! ;D

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The Timeless One Senior Author Whoever changed King to Queen. You are fucked. Posts: 7,599	AWRlympics: The Song Rewrite! Dec 22, 2009 17:45:59 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Timeless One on Dec 22, 2009 17:45:59 GMT -5 Yeah, I was hoping the entry that doesn't involve me being a douchebag would win.
	"Price, do you copy!? The silo doors are open, I repeat, the silo doors ARE OPEN!!!" "Good." -Price and Ghost Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

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AWRlympics: The Song Rewrite! Dec 22, 2009 18:58:39 GMT -5

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Post by NotAlice on Dec 22, 2009 18:58:39 GMT -5

Aaaand here I can't believe I'm actually gunna post this piece of crap. Oh well... Enjoy a failer folks!

Writers write, writers write, writers write now,
Writers write here and writers write there,
Scribbling and squiggling and getting it down,
Hwen’s still wearing the assignment crown,
Writers write, writers write, writers write now,
Writers write up and writers write down ,
Writing and typing on Microsoft word,
Something most absurd,

It‘s the right time, for a write time,
To type type type away,
This writing time is the perfect time,
To write about creatures that poop snow,
Speed it up writer, get it all down,
Writing against the clock,
Agro and Kaez are waiting to pounce,
And the judging’s begun,

Writers write up and writers write down,

It‘s the right time, for a write time,
To scrib-scrib-scribble away,
This writing time is the perfect time,
To write more of your wacky little world,
Speed it up writer, get it all down,
Writing around the clock,
Schrodinger is setting up spoilers,
It’s a writers world,
It’s a writers world,
It’s a writers world now.

~~~