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Post by Kaez on Nov 22, 2009 0:14:52 GMT -5
Yes. Their "tear ducts" are poison ducts, from whence they spray their freckley venom. <Crawls through the bushes towards Agro, a camera crew following him.> Now, what you can see over there, on the park bench, is a British Ginger, he's a rare one he is. Now, there aren't many things you need to watch out for if you encounter one of these fascinating creatures. Just watch out for his eyes, and his hair. Now, if you feel threatened, distraction is the best thing. I came prepared. <Holds up posted of Emma Watson> Each Ginger is different, but most of the male variety will fall for this simple piece of paper with a picture on it. Let's get closer. <Crawls closer, armed with a stick and poster> <Pokes Agro with the stick, and listens to him hiss> Now, watch! <Holds up the poster, and Agro, along with the Kaez Tree behind him, becomes enamored with it> Now we can capture it!  |
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Post by James on Nov 22, 2009 0:14:52 GMT -5
is a British Ginger, he's a rare one he is. Oh come on. The Brits have the most ginger out of any nation. Britain includes Scotland, after all. |
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Post by WJChesek ((Evern)) on Nov 22, 2009 0:16:14 GMT -5
is a British Ginger, he's a rare one he is. Oh come on. The Brits have the most ginger out of any nation. Britain includes Scotland, after all. I'll go change it. There will be British Gingers, and Scottish Gingers. |
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Post by J.O.N ((Dragonwing)) on Nov 22, 2009 0:16:44 GMT -5
Hey its the elf ears picture.
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Post by tamwyn on Nov 22, 2009 0:16:45 GMT -5
Agro, your own natural weapons give you cause to say such a blasphemous sentence and get away with it.
Who needs a metal tube that spits bullets when you have poison spitting eyeballs and webspinning hair?
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Post by J.O.N ((Dragonwing)) on Nov 22, 2009 0:17:16 GMT -5
Who needs a metal tube which spits bullets ever?
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Post by Kaez on Nov 22, 2009 0:17:51 GMT -5
Oh come on. The Brits have the most ginger out of any nation. Britain includes Scotland, after all. I'll go change it. There will be British Gingers, and Scottish Gingers. Britain encompasses Scotland. Make English, Welsh, Scottish, and Irish gingers all separate. Agro is the former-most. |
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Post by James on Nov 22, 2009 0:18:07 GMT -5
Oh wow, so much failure. It hurts. |
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Post by WJChesek ((Evern)) on Nov 22, 2009 0:18:11 GMT -5
Who needs a metal tube which spits bullets ever? How else would we defend ourselves from the other people who have metal tubes which spit bullets? |
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Post by tamwyn on Nov 22, 2009 0:18:30 GMT -5
Agro is a species unto himself.
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Post by J.O.N ((Dragonwing)) on Nov 22, 2009 0:18:52 GMT -5
I still smile when people call England, Britain.
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Post by WJChesek ((Evern)) on Nov 22, 2009 0:19:01 GMT -5
Oh wow, so much failure. It hurts. I screwed up on that post, but the original reads "English." Be happy I didn't type "Brittish." |
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Post by James on Nov 22, 2009 0:19:04 GMT -5
I'll go change it. There will be British Gingers, and Scottish Gingers. Britain encompasses Scotland. Make English, Welsh, Scottish, and Irish gingers all separate. Agro is the former-most. England also has a lot of gingers in it. There were 5 in my class, including myself. That was more than the blondes. |
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Post by WJChesek ((Evern)) on Nov 22, 2009 0:20:52 GMT -5
Britain encompasses Scotland. Make English, Welsh, Scottish, and Irish gingers all separate. Agro is the former-most. England also has a lot of gingers in it. There were 5 in my class, including myself. That was more than the blondes. .... <Goes to England armed with a handgun, and a poster of Emma Watson> |
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Post by James on Nov 22, 2009 0:21:54 GMT -5
and a poster of Emma Watson> I can't tell if this is a jab at me...or Ron Weasley. |
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