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Post by Matteo ((Taed)) on Jan 3, 2013 21:46:34 GMT -5
I need at least 2 more beginnings. Chop! Chop! People! There's one more. Hopefully with less mistakes in it. One day we should have a competition of 75-150 words beginnings. They're pretty fun to write all by themselves. Mostly because I don't have to think where the heck they're going after I've finished with it. I'm sorry, but I'm not even going to try and be humble. I would win that. I would win it forever. I may not always have the planning or the follow through to actually write a whole story, but damn if I'm not good at coming up with ideas for them. Zovo and I would destroy all of you, and then I would eat his heart and become invincible. |
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Post by Matteo ((Taed)) on Jan 3, 2013 21:50:19 GMT -5
Dear god, I'm sorry to the people who use my beginnings... It was a typical day in West Farthingwood Manor, and John Dublin was busy grieving over his dead wife. "God, I just miss my dead wife so much," he said. "It's an emotional state that is absolutely essential to my character. Golly, I hope a series of unexpected conflicts don't interrupt my grieving process. But if they do, I sure hope they help me reconcile this terrible loss." Just then a blimp crashed into the manor. It had a picture of John Dublin's dead wife's face on the side, because she had been a super sexy sex model. "Oh noooooooooooo!" |
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Post by Drall on Jan 3, 2013 22:05:06 GMT -5
Dear god, I'm sorry to the people who use my beginnings... It was a typical day in West Farthingwood Manor, and John Dublin was busy grieving over his dead wife. "God, I just miss my dead wife so much," he said. "It's an emotional state that is absolutely essential to my character. Golly, I hope a series of unexpected conflicts don't interrupt my grieving process. But if they do, I sure hope they help me reconcile this terrible loss." Just then a blimp crashed into the manor. It had a picture of John Dublin's dead wife's face on the side, because she had been a super sexy sex model. "Oh noooooooooooo!" Mine's less funny and just more over-the-top ridiculous. |
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Post by ASGetty ((Zovo)) on Jan 4, 2013 1:04:57 GMT -5
There's one more. Hopefully with less mistakes in it. One day we should have a competition of 75-150 words beginnings. They're pretty fun to write all by themselves. Mostly because I don't have to think where the heck they're going after I've finished with it. I'm sorry, but I'm not even going to try and be humble. I would win that. I would win it forever. I may not always have the planning or the follow through to actually write a whole story, but damn if I'm not good at coming up with ideas for them. Zovo and I would destroy all of you, and then I would eat his heart and become invincible. Do you actually think I'd also destroy everyone? Or did you just pick a person at random to support the punchline and so you could at least a -little- humble |
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Post by ASGetty ((Zovo)) on Jan 4, 2013 1:05:42 GMT -5
Dear god, I'm sorry to the people who use my beginnings... It was a typical day in West Farthingwood Manor, and John Dublin was busy grieving over his dead wife. "God, I just miss my dead wife so much," he said. "It's an emotional state that is absolutely essential to my character. Golly, I hope a series of unexpected conflicts don't interrupt my grieving process. But if they do, I sure hope they help me reconcile this terrible loss." Just then a blimp crashed into the manor. It had a picture of John Dublin's dead wife's face on the side, because she had been a super sexy sex model. "Oh noooooooooooo!" I could finish that. |
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Post by Matteo ((Taed)) on Jan 4, 2013 8:34:44 GMT -5
I'm sorry, but I'm not even going to try and be humble. I would win that. I would win it forever. I may not always have the planning or the follow through to actually write a whole story, but damn if I'm not good at coming up with ideas for them. Zovo and I would destroy all of you, and then I would eat his heart and become invincible. Do you actually think I'd also destroy everyone? Or did you just pick a person at random to support the punchline and so you could at least a -little- humble Nah, you always said that you had a million ideas but were terrible on follow-through. Just like moi. |
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Post by Kaez on Jan 4, 2013 11:31:06 GMT -5
Dear god, I'm sorry to the people who use my beginnings... It was a typical day in West Farthingwood Manor, and John Dublin was busy grieving over his dead wife. "God, I just miss my dead wife so much," he said. "It's an emotional state that is absolutely essential to my character. Golly, I hope a series of unexpected conflicts don't interrupt my grieving process. But if they do, I sure hope they help me reconcile this terrible loss." Just then a blimp crashed into the manor. It had a picture of John Dublin's dead wife's face on the side, because she had been a super sexy sex model. "Oh noooooooooooo!" That sounds like the kind of story T-Rex would wr-... ...you're from Toronto... .... Ryan North is from Toronto...  |
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Post by Bloodeye the Bai Ze on Jan 4, 2013 21:39:57 GMT -5
It was a typical day in West Farthingwood Manor, and John Dublin was busy grieving over his dead wife. "God, I just miss my dead wife so much," he said. "It's an emotional state that is absolutely essential to my character. Golly, I hope a series of unexpected conflicts don't interrupt my grieving process. But if they do, I sure hope they help me reconcile this terrible loss." Just then a blimp crashed into the manor. It had a picture of John Dublin's dead wife's face on the side, because she had been a super sexy sex model. "Oh noooooooooooo!" I could finish that. The plot twist is that the his dead wife wasn't actually dead, but had the necessary surgery to turn her back into who she once was: Nicholai Krameneschi, Super-Agent of the KGB! |
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Post by J.O.N ((Dragonwing)) on Jan 4, 2013 23:27:36 GMT -5
I wouldn't mind a few more beginnings, guys!
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Post by Drall on Jan 5, 2013 0:56:39 GMT -5
Ask, and ye shall receive.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 5, 2013 17:53:45 GMT -5
I'm rather excited about this. I haven't written anything 'new' in awhile.
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Post by James on Jan 5, 2013 20:04:08 GMT -5
I'm pretty pumped for it too.
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Post by J.O.N ((Dragonwing)) on Jan 5, 2013 21:13:02 GMT -5
Alright, you guys have just under 6 hours to submit any more beginnings.
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Post by James on Jan 5, 2013 21:31:17 GMT -5
... do you need any more beginnings for this round?
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Post by J.O.N ((Dragonwing)) on Jan 5, 2013 21:33:55 GMT -5
... do you need any more beginnings for this round? No, but I remembered that Allya wanted to submit something pretty late. By the way as it stands, the matches are going to be five 1v1's and one 1v1v1. Is that okay with everyone? |
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