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Post by Bloodeye the Bai Ze on Apr 3, 2011 19:34:09 GMT -5
*runs over Kwan with a Jeep Wrangler* Hey Wolfeh! Get in! We're going to go see a prehistoric forest! But Daaaaaad. I can't abandon a fellow Texan. Can you make him my pet? :D Wolfeh... you keep begging me to let you have pets. But I always end up taking care of them! ... ... behind the woodshed. But I digress. Owning a pet is a big responsibility. You have to feed him, water him, bathe him and make sure the batteries in his shock collar are properly charged. Can you handle all that?
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Post by ARSmith ((Wolfeh)) on Apr 3, 2011 19:54:38 GMT -5
But Daaaaaad. I can't abandon a fellow Texan. Can you make him my pet? :D Wolfeh... you keep begging me to let you have pets. But I always end up taking care of them! ... ... behind the woodshed. But I digress. Owning a pet is a big responsibility. You have to feed him, water him, bathe him and make sure the batteries in his shock collar are properly charged. Can you handle all that? /fidgets /looks around nervously /takes a brave, deep breath Yes! Puh-leeeeease?
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Post by Kwan on Apr 3, 2011 20:16:37 GMT -5
But Daaaaaad. I can't abandon a fellow Texan. Can you make him my pet? :D Wolfeh... you keep begging me to let you have pets. But I always end up taking care of them! ... ... behind the woodshed. /glare
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Post by Bloodeye the Bai Ze on Apr 3, 2011 20:30:25 GMT -5
Wolfeh... you keep begging me to let you have pets. But I always end up taking care of them! ... ... behind the woodshed. But I digress. Owning a pet is a big responsibility. You have to feed him, water him, bathe him and make sure the batteries in his shock collar are properly charged. Can you handle all that? /fidgets /looks around nervously /takes a brave, deep breath Yes! Puh-leeeeease?Well... okay. You know you make my badass heart melt when you give me those big eyes. *grabs Kwan and pulls him out from under the Wrangler* *Kwan's attack missed!* *Bloodeye uses Glare!* *Kwan is paralyzed!* There you go sweetheart. *hands Kwan to Wolfeh*
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Post by ARSmith ((Wolfeh)) on Apr 3, 2011 23:16:31 GMT -5
/snugglez Kwannie
We're ganna be best friends!
/rushes to the labratory
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Post by Kwan on Apr 3, 2011 23:22:52 GMT -5
FFFFFFFFFFFFFF-
Scientists E and F, we have a security breach.
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Post by ARSmith ((Wolfeh)) on Apr 4, 2011 7:08:40 GMT -5
FFFFFFFFFFFFFF- Scientists E and F, we have a security breach. wut No! Not this again! I already have two pinkies! Bad Kwannie. qq
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Post by Kwan on Apr 4, 2011 15:16:28 GMT -5
FFFFFFFFFFFFFF- Scientists E and F, we have a security breach. wut No! Not this again! I already have two pinkies! Bad Kwannie. qq I WILL break out the motherfucking sad puppy eyes if you don't return to your experimentation area.
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Post by ARSmith ((Wolfeh)) on Apr 4, 2011 17:27:28 GMT -5
wut No! Not this again! I already have two pinkies! Bad Kwannie. qq I WILL break out the motherfucking sad puppy eyes if you don't return to your experimentation area. /snuggles closely You're so cute when you're mad, Mr. Snootie! Aren't you? Aren't you? /nuzzles and carries farther away from the experimentation area Such a good day to troll you all, as usual. <3
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Post by Jackal on Apr 4, 2011 23:03:44 GMT -5
To add to that, there is a spelling error that is standing out and bothering me. "LEADERWE" should be LEADER. But otherwise enjoyable. I didn't know the Hummingbird is also known as the Swallow-bird! You learn something new every day, right? LEADER WE* But other than that, this was glorious. Simply beautiful.. perfection, but what can one expect from great glorious leader of Nation of Democratic People's Republic of Korea?
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