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Post by Mr. X on Jan 5, 2011 17:44:31 GMT -5
Yeah, weird.
Wonder where has been. Quite discerning he hasn't been online in forever. He doesn't even respond to texts lately.
But I am too lazy to actually check on him in person....
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Post by Kaez on Jan 5, 2011 17:50:39 GMT -5
Yeah, weird. Wonder where has been. Quite discerning he hasn't been online in forever. He doesn't even respond to texts lately. But I am too lazy to actually check on him in person.... Text him right now: Kaez says to go fuck yourself.I'm 100% serious. Please.
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Post by Mr. X on Jan 5, 2011 17:54:03 GMT -5
I already texted him today. I doubt his cell is on. I may get a mutual friend of ours to call him. I feel like hanging out friday.
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The Drall
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Post by The Drall on Jan 5, 2011 22:23:03 GMT -5
Hey, look guys.
It's Taed.
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Post by Matteo ((Taed)) on Jan 5, 2011 22:24:51 GMT -5
Oh thank goodness you're all here! I'm trapped. Trapped beneath a million tons of ice. There was an earthquake ... or a meteor impact ... or ... or a Godzilla. I don't know. But it caused an avalanche and now I'm buried. It took me five days but I managed to fashion a transmitter and a crude computer out of my ski equipment and the gold fillings I pulled out of the corpse buried next to me. I could have called for help, I guess, but .... but I just had to write my chapter up first. It was pretty tough. I had to write it in binary since I don't have a keyboard. I just pray it got through. The battery from my flashlight is running out. So much blood. So cold. So cold ...
But seriously, I'm sorry. My shit is now together. Normal operations can resume.
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Post by The Counter Cultist(Sawyer) on Jan 5, 2011 22:25:26 GMT -5
Taed.....option C makes up for it.
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Post by The Drall on Jan 5, 2011 22:28:57 GMT -5
...I'd say the entire post makes up for it.
And that poem...*weeps*
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Post by Matteo ((Taed)) on Jan 5, 2011 22:33:01 GMT -5
If you look at the first few lines you can tell that I was going to write it in alliterative verse, like Beowulf, but then I got tired of alliterating and I rhymed 'high' with 'fly' by accident and I thought fuck it, it's going to rhyme now.
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Post by Sensar on Jan 5, 2011 23:10:06 GMT -5
YOU SAY I WOULD DARE TARNISH SHAKESPEARE?
YOU WILL PERISH! MIND SLAVES! MIND FUCK HIM!
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Post by Matteo ((Taed)) on Jan 5, 2011 23:25:34 GMT -5
Oh yeah, and this was the piratebay homepage right before I started writing. I find that weird.
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Post by Kaez on Jan 5, 2011 23:29:32 GMT -5
That is weird.
It's also weird that you'd bother to go to Pirate Bay when btjunkie exists.
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Post by James on Jan 5, 2011 23:31:24 GMT -5
That is weird. It's also weird that you'd bother to go to Pirate Bay when btjunkie exists. Calm down, girls.
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Post by Matteo ((Taed)) on Jan 5, 2011 23:43:08 GMT -5
That is weird. It's also weird that you'd bother to go to Pirate Bay when btjunkie exists. It's still on my Top Sites for some reason. I haven't bothered to change it. That's what made it -really- weird. It caught my eye, not as a full-sized page, but as one of Safari's little Top Sites thumbnails. So I saw 'Blacksomething' and 'Hungary' and did the world's biggest double take.
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Post by James on Jan 6, 2011 3:22:31 GMT -5
You know, I think this might be the most successful Admin project so far.
Except, you know, AWR itself.
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Post by Kaez on Jan 6, 2011 3:38:16 GMT -5
You know, I think this might be the most successful Admin project so far. Except, you know, AWR itself. Easily.
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