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Post by Kaez on Nov 12, 2010 0:09:23 GMT -5
Crivellaro! Stop flappin' yer face vagina and keep polishing! I want to be able to eat off of those explosives, you hear me!? I want to be able to use those explosives as a decorative vanity mirror! [/size][/quote] BUT THEY'RE NOT EVEN APPROPRIATELY SHAPED TO BE QUALIFIED AS A DECORATIVE VANITY MIRROR! I CAN'T BEND THE FABRIC OF REALI-OH GOD PLEASE DON'T GET THAT CLOSE TO ME I'M SO UNCOMFORTABLE.
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Post by Matteo ((Taed)) on Nov 12, 2010 0:26:36 GMT -5
Boy, you mouth off to me one more time and I will make you eat your own damn stomach. Then when you swallow it, I'm gonna make you eat it again. It'll be like a magician pulling scarves out of an eight-year-old. Only at the end, instead of a modest cheque and a slice of birthday cake, you die slowly on the kitchen floor. That's right I said kitchen. I'm not an animal. You gotta cook that bastard 'fore you eat it.
Now get me my goddam mirror! I've got a state ball to attend. I've got the little pink dress all laid out, but I simply cannot leave without my makeup![/size]
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Post by NNChambers ((Daj)) on Nov 12, 2010 0:31:46 GMT -5
Zovo, please use that as Taed requesting that his character appears wearing a little pink dress.
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Post by Kaez on Nov 12, 2010 0:31:51 GMT -5
OH GOD I'M SO SORRY I CAN'T HANDLE ALL OF THIS PRESSURE AND THE SMELL OF MY OWN STOMACH FRYING IN THE GRILL IS STARTING TO MAKE ME SICK TO MY STOMACH.
OH GOD THERE GOES THE VOMIT. IT'S LIKE A PERPETUAL MOTION MACHINE MADE OUT OF VOMIT AND SUFFERING.
JESUSCHRIST YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL JUST THE WAY YOU ARE PLEASE MY STOMACH IS STARTING TO BROWN.
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Post by Matteo ((Taed)) on Nov 12, 2010 0:40:51 GMT -5
God DAMN it Crivellaro! I specifically forbade you from breaking the laws of thermodynamics! I oughta ..... Damn son ..... That vomit just keeps going and going ....
Sunlin! Get in here and feed this boy some magnets. I believe we may have just solved the world's energy crisis.
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Post by Kaez on Nov 12, 2010 0:43:47 GMT -5
God DAMN it Crivellaro! I specifically forbade you from breaking the laws of thermodynamics! I oughta ..... Damn son ..... That vomit just keeps going and going ....
Sunlin! Get in here and feed this boy some magnets. I believe we may have just solved the world's energy crisis. OH PLEASE NO. GENERATING ELECTRICITY WITH MY VOMIT IS SOMETHING I SWORE I'D NEVER DO. MY STOMACH IS SO CRISPY.
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Post by Matteo ((Taed)) on Nov 12, 2010 0:45:06 GMT -5
Get some white wine in that pan, son! You want that shit to dry out!?
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Post by Kaez on Nov 12, 2010 0:47:15 GMT -5
BUT I'M A RECOVERING ALCOHOLIC! DOES IT COUNT AS DRINKING IT IF YOU POUR IT IN A SAUCEPAN THAT YOU'RE COOKING YOUR STOMACH IN?
IT...
... IT DOESN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT IT IN THE PAMPHLET.
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Post by Matteo ((Taed)) on Nov 12, 2010 0:53:36 GMT -5
Step number one:
"We admitted we were powerless over alcohol - that our lives had become unmanageable."
...... What!? Powerless!? Are you gonna let that little bitch push you around like that!? Crivellaro, you drink that whole damn bottle here and now and you show alcohol who wears the dick in this house!
I am gonna cure your alcoholism and make you puke enough to power Rhode Island.
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Post by Kaez on Nov 12, 2010 1:02:02 GMT -5
STEP FIVE: HUMAN STOMACH CONSOMMÉ AND THE ART OF PHYSICS-DEFYING POWER GENERATION.
EVERYTHING
IS
PAIN
AND IT SMELLS PRETTY GOOD YOU GUYS BUT I THINK IT NEEDS SOME CELERY.
SOMEONE TAKE TEN DOLLARS OUT OF MY WALLET. I'M PREOCCUPIED WITH MY SUFFERING HERE.
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Post by James on Nov 12, 2010 1:06:32 GMT -5
OH, DUDE. I'M SO SORRY.
I USE THAT MONEY TO BUY THE WHITE WINE YOU JUST POURED ONTO YOUR STOMACH!
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Post by Sensar on Nov 12, 2010 2:17:16 GMT -5
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Post by James on Nov 12, 2010 2:21:38 GMT -5
I'm paying it in installments. SO SHUT UP, BITCH.
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Post by Sensar on Nov 12, 2010 2:52:22 GMT -5
I'm paying it in installments. SO SHUT UP, BITCH. YOUR INSTALLMENT PLAN IS DETRIMENTAL. VICTORY IS MINE.
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Post by The Counter Cultist(Sawyer) on Nov 12, 2010 16:14:32 GMT -5
....I love this site.
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